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Seraphina’s Secret Christmas Turkey

Seraphina’s Secret Christmas Turkey brings cups cold 12yo Glenfiddich, tbsp brown sugar and the rest of the crew together in a recipe that is practical enough for a normal kitchen but still has enough personality to avoid tasting like committee food.

Seraphina’s Secret Christmas Turkey

What It Is

Sarah is well known form her friends and family about her secret recipe for making her holiday turkey. This recipe will make your mouth water while she reveals her secret to this recipe. Brine The holiday turkey recipe that finally escaped the family vault.

Origin

This version is connected to as: Canada (Alberta).. I keep that connection as part of the recipe’s personality without pretending every dish arrived with a notarized birth certificate.

Fun Fact

The cookbook version really does pair 2 cups cold 12yo Glenfiddich with 3 tbsp brown sugar. That combination comes straight from the original recipe, not from a late-night refrigerator séance.

Prep
45 min
Cook
4 hr
Temp
Roast turkey temperature varies by size
Total
4 hr 45 min
Servings
10 holiday dinner portions
(double it if teenagers are involved)
Difficulty
easy
Gluten-Free Dairy-Free Nut-Free
Diet
Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free
Away Mission
65 min walk
(Spock could calculate this more efficiently, but where's the fun in that)

Ingredients

  • 2 cups cold 12yo Glenfiddich
  • 3 tbsp brown sugar
  • 1 cup Himalayan pink salt
  • 2 cups cold 15yo Century Reserve
  • 1½ tbsp smoked paprika
  • 1 cup Canadian maple syrup
  • 1½ gallons cold water
  • 1½ tsp chipotle chili powder
  • ½ cup brown sugar
  • 1, 15-22 lbs turkey
  • 3 tbsp minced garlic
  • ¼ cup whole black peppercorns
  • 1 tbsp sugar
  • 1½ tsp sea salt
  • 1½ tsp white pepper
  • 1 tsp onion powder

Steps

  1. Before beginning, make sure your bourbon, water and chicken stock are COLD, really cold but not frozen. To make the brine, combine the the salt, syrup, sugar, peppercorns, bourbon, scotch and water in a large bucket. Remove any pieces from the turkey, like giblets or the neck, reserving to the neck for the gravy. Make sure to refrigerate it in a resealable bag. Once the turkey is cleaned up, place in the liquid and refrigerate it for 8 to 12 hours. ¼ tsp ground cumin
  2. Remove the turkey from the brine and pat it completely dry with paper towels. Preheat oven to 325ºF, adding your wood chips to small tray and place on bottom rack. ¾ cup Canadian bourbon
  3. In a bowl, combine the sugar, paprika, chili powder, garlic powder, salt, pepper, onion powder and cumin, mixing well to combine. Gently lift the skin of the turkey and rub the melted butter all over the meat. Take the spice rub and rub it all over the meat as well, underneath the skin. Rub the rest of it all over the outside of the skin, covering the turkey. 2 tbsp olive oil
  4. Combine the water and bourbon in a glass and pour it into the pan with chips under the rack with turkey. Place the turkey in a large broiler pan with a drip tray under the turkey. Pop in the oven and cook for 4 hours. Check doneness of turkey and broil at 425ºF for 5 minutes then shut oven off.
  5. About 30 minutes before the turkey is finished, begin the gravy. Heat the olive oil in a large saucepan over medium heat. Add the shallots and the apple with the salt and pepper, stirring to coat. Cook for 5 minutes, stirring occasionally until the shallots and apple are soft. Add in the garlic and the turkey neck and brown it on all sides, cooking for about 5 minutes per side. Increase the heat to medium-high and pour in the bourbon. Stir continuously, scraping any brown bits from the pan and cook until almost all of the bourbon evaporates – you just want a thin layer of it left in the pan. Add in the cider and bring it to a simmer.
  6. Pour the cold broth into a shaker bottle or jar. Add the flour on top, place the lid on the shaker and shake continuously for at least 30 seconds until the flour is incorporated. Remove the neck from the pan and begin to whisk the cider continuously. Slowly pour in the stock and flour while whisking and continue to stir for at least 10 to 15 minutes while the gravy thickens. Don’t stop stirring!
  7. Carve your turkey as desired and serve it with the gravy. I find that this gravy reheats well also – simply add it to a saucepan over low heat with a drop of water or stock and heat it, stirring occasionally, until it liquifies again. 6 tbsp unsalted butter, melted 2 cups soaked applewood or cherrywood chips 1 cup chicken broth ½ cup shallots 1 apple, sliced and diced ½ cup flour Merry Christmas! Prior to the turkey tradition Christmas fare included roast swan, pheasants and peacocks. A special treat was a roast boars head decorated with holly and fruit. Henry VIII was the first English king to enjoy turkey, although Edward VII made eating turkey fashionable at Christmas. Today more than 30 million are eaten at Christmas alone. Double that of ham.

Notes

Taste near the end and adjust. Salt, acid and heat are much easier to add than remove, despite what some of my more enthusiastic recipes occasionally imply.

Nutrition Facts
Per 1 holiday dinner portion
Calories 300
Burning this off: a brisk argument with a Costco parking lot.
% Daily Value*
Fat 2.5 g 3%
Saturated + Trans 0.5 g 3%
Cholesterol 40 mg
Sodium 4900 mg 213%**
Carbohydrate 56.0 g
Fibre 4.0 g 14%
Sugars 46.0 g 46%
Protein 16.0 g
Potassium 370 mg 8%
Calcium 95 mg 7%
Iron 2.5 mg 14%
*5% or less is a little, 15% or more is a lot. Sodium levels calculated in a country with universal healthcare — and it's free, so don't worry about it too much.
**This dish means well. Some numbers above are having a bit of a moment. Delicious? Absolutely. A daily habit? Let's not. Eat it, enjoy it, then maybe take the stairs.

Substitutions

No specific substitution note is given in the cookbook. Spoon & Scribble option: use comparable vegetables or proteins where practical, while keeping the original cooking method and flavour profile recognizable.

Storage

Cool leftovers promptly and refrigerate in a covered container. Keep crisp garnishes separate whenever possible so tomorrow’s lunch does not become damp architecture.

Freezing

Freeze cooked components in meal-sized airtight portions where practical. Dairy-heavy sauces and fresh garnishes may change texture, so add those fresh after reheating when possible.